1. assume that all your classmates are morons and have reached their current level of understanding of a text by reading about it on sparknotes or are just faking it by only quoting from the two pages they read right before class.
2. make lengthy comparisons to other philosophers (the more obscure the better)in class, even if the comparison is a stretch. this will let the other students know that you are more well read than them.
3. be sure to look bored when you talk about philosophy as it will leave others with the impression that what you are telling them is remedial to you and you are doing them a favor by stooping to explain it to a novice like them. you'd rather be discussing something more advanced.
4. if someone trumps your knowledge of a philosopher act as if you dismissed the theories of that philosopher a long time ago and cant be bothered to delve any deeper on a subject so obviously beneath you. laugh at them for bringing it up so they will know how much better you are than them.
5. do not wash your hair any more than once every two weeks, but no less than that either unless you are also an art student, if you are an art student do not wash your hair more than once a month.
6. cultivate an intellectual look by wearing unfashionable glasses and sportscoats to go with your dirty hair. always look bored and slightly annoyed even when speaking to people you like. this will let them know that you are better than them.
2. make lengthy comparisons to other philosophers (the more obscure the better)in class, even if the comparison is a stretch. this will let the other students know that you are more well read than them.
3. be sure to look bored when you talk about philosophy as it will leave others with the impression that what you are telling them is remedial to you and you are doing them a favor by stooping to explain it to a novice like them. you'd rather be discussing something more advanced.
4. if someone trumps your knowledge of a philosopher act as if you dismissed the theories of that philosopher a long time ago and cant be bothered to delve any deeper on a subject so obviously beneath you. laugh at them for bringing it up so they will know how much better you are than them.
5. do not wash your hair any more than once every two weeks, but no less than that either unless you are also an art student, if you are an art student do not wash your hair more than once a month.
6. cultivate an intellectual look by wearing unfashionable glasses and sportscoats to go with your dirty hair. always look bored and slightly annoyed even when speaking to people you like. this will let them know that you are better than them.
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