okay so here we go with a little doritio inspired rant. their new advert for their new "flavor" is distressing for many reasons... here it is:
doritos is presenting this advertisement to the wrong demographic, pretty skinny club girls dont eat doritos, and they definetly dont eat late night cheeseburgers, and any combonation of the two, well that is just gross. which brings me to my next problem with this advertisment, in no way does eating chips of any kind make me feel more dressed up or pretty or like im ready for the hot city late night club scene; if i am eating doritos, i will not be in heels, sparkles, and certainly not lipstick. i will be in sweat pants with no shirt on drooling on myself in front of the tv if i am eating doritos, just like the people they aught to be marketing to.
this is not to say doritos are exclusively for those people, and i am certainly not suggesting that showing that sort of scene would be a good image for their ads. im saying that is their main demographic, and that is why we usually see ads protraying doritos as the sort of thing x-treem sports people and attractive gamers with good skin will eat. their aim is off.. they are shooting too high going for club girls, late night cheeseburger perhaps should be targeting the dive bar scene and frat boys doing keg stands if they want to move on from skaters and gamers and go for the drunks. not. club. girls. give it up doritos, they too pretty for you and they are out of your league.
also, late night cheeseburger is a gross idea for a chip flavor, especially the "late night" part. you know who eats cheeseburgers late night? stoned people and people who have drunk too much and are worried they will barf. and they will barf. and now it will be late night cheeseburger flavor.
fuck you doritos.
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Not that there's anything wrong with stoned people, of course.
;p
I said to myself the other day, "If I eat those, will I finally go clubbing?"
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